favorite Christmas cookie recipe from my "little" brother

Favorite Christmas Cookie

1 cup of water

4 large eggs

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup nuts

1 cup sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

2 cups dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo

again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the

Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup . . . just in case.

Turn off the miserer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the friggin fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck

in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to

check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Who giveshz a sheet.

Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your

nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can

find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,

finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.